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The Viagra computer virus turns your floppy disk into a hard drive.
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If I give my computer monitor Viagra, will the screen get bigger?
For years the medical professional has been looking after the ill, to make them
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Before Viagra, for some people, making love was classified as "assault with a
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Viagra: medicine's version of "MIRACLE-GRO."
Mix Viagra and Prozac and you have a guy who is ready to go, but doesn't really
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Are you taking Viagra or are you just happy to see me?
Rumor has it that when a truck carrying a load of Viagra slid off into the Ohio
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If you need to take Viagra, remember to swallow them quickly, otherwise you'll
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A shipment of Viagra was high jacked today.
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A guy left his Viagra pill in his shirt pocket when he sent it to the laundry.
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Did you hear about Levi's new jeans for Baby Boomer men? They come with just a
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Newsweek’s' comments on the trade name Microsoft.
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For women not-in-the-mood,
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New plans are being made to raise the Titanic. Experts plan to pump it full of
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We're told that the funeral home industry is happy about Viagra overdoses: Lots
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We received the report today that it is no longer necessary to stake tomatoes.
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Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino?
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Q. What happens if you get the Viagra pill stuck in your throat?
A. You get a stiff neck.
Q: Why don't doctors give Viagra to 16-year-old boys?
A: They don’t want them to get Carpal Tunnel.
Q: Why do they give Viagra to men in nursing homes?
A: Keeps 'em from rolling over and falling outta bed.
It has come to the attention of researchers that a previously unanticipated
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Both products tend to act together and magnify the effects of the other. The end
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As a former nursing home nurse, I am extremely offended at this tasteless
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We gave it to the old men, but it was so we'd have a handle for turning them
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